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2016英语幽默笑话(二)

发表时间:2017-01-04 10:44:31

   1 Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

  小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

  It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

  显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”

  "Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

  “嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”

  "I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

  “我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”

  2 Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

  老师: 汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?

  Tom: Men.

  汤姆:男人们。

  Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

  老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?

  Tom : Twins.

  汤姆: 双胞胎。

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